42: Counting in Quarter Miles

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42: Counting in Quarter Miles

Reckon Helen Mirren saw this and decided she needed in on the franchise?

Dec 08, 2023

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The way you have been thinking about time and space is limited and wrong. Reject Metric and Imperial and instead adopt the Fast and Furious System, where everything is measured in terms of quarter-miles. And if you’re having trouble figuring out the timeline of the Fast franchise, simply apply Justin Lin’s patented Ca-Lin-Duh system. Getting into the fi…

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