Elon Musk has seven children because he insists on treating them as start-ups. Tim and Guy have 200,000 calendar invites to send out and Hitler's bloodline is still going - weirdly, a triumph for anti-eugenics! The boiz decide to team up with Elizabeth Warren to try and discover some of Jeff Bezos' allergies.
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