Well well well, if it isn't Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery, the mad lads themselves. What could two New Zealand degenerates be doing in a place as esteemed as this? After years drifting around the wilderness of the internet, we are excited to announce that we have joined Substack who will house our premium content for you, the good entertainment-loving people of Earth.
When we set out in 2014 we were but two idiotic young men, committed to watching and reviewing Grown Ups 2, every week for a year. Since then we've toured the world, cumulatively spent 584 hours with both Sex and the City movies and even got YouTube to commission us to make a pilot which was potentially so powerful, it destroyed the business unit that commissioned pilots at YouTube(but check it out, it’s good stuff: youtu.be/ebs0C1Wk0gE). Eight years on and we still love sitting thigh to thigh, finding ways to torment ourselves with film and as we are commanded by you, our loyal subscribers.
Substack is the perfect umbrella beneath which we hope to create more of everything. More back-breaking, mentally-debilitating podcasts, more videos of us taking drugs in trees and the even (finally) sharing some of our deranged writing about what we’re watching. This is an exciting new frontier of content creation for The Worst Idea of All Time! As a supporter of ours on Substack, you can look forward:
- Crazy content
- Nutty newsletters
- Perfect podcasts
- Vibrant videos
- Amazing alliteration.
If you are migrating with us from Patreon then BOY HOWDY do we have good news for you. Out of the generosity of our hearts (and contract with Substack) you get to enjoy the first month of premium content ON THE HOUSE. (On the house is an idiom meaning free, we do not know its etymology). This is outstanding timing, as we look forward to launching Killionaire TV exclusively through our Substack! Killionaire TV is the ONLY show dedicated to fund raising for billionaires, in the hopes of pushing one of them over the magical trillion dollar threshold! What happens once they have a trillion dollars? You'll have to subscribe to find out but suffice to say, it’s not looking super good for our newly minted trillionaire.
To summarise - if you’re a trillionaire, we’ve got bad news but for everyone else who’d like to support us, we’ve got great news. More piping hot content from the boiz - now hosted on Substack.
Questions about the process? Technical issues with your feed? Email podcasting@substackinc.com for support.
Zooms over here. Finally got around to watching/listening to the YouTube red pilot before work this morning bc you linked it on here, somewhere, and what a truly excellent piece of media that is. Great start to the day. 60 thumbs up.
That can only be read in the sweet sweet voice of these sweet sweet extra new zealand extra sweet boys. #LOVETHEBOIZ #PAYTHEBOIZ